Friday, November 19, 2010

Slimon, Farty Marty, And Tiny, Wimpy PJ - Oh The Hypocrisy!!!!!

The crew of international cyberstalkers, hypocrites, assholes, and rip-off artists are on a stunning run of shambolic behavior, even for them!


First, we have Slimon Simon Stack, the cyberstalker and wannabe cop on gear sites all over the WWW, a man who acts as if he's the Grand Poobah of BJFE pedals, selling off two more of his supposedly so well-loved BJFEs, leaving him with, what, like only 1 or 2 left (see a picture of his board and the current equipment he lists in his signature below)? Guess they weren't as special as he previously proclaimed they were with all his insincere high praise on the BJFE Forums. He got a Klon and a couple of Cornishes and it's like, wham, kick that BJFE trash to the curb, mate! Of course, it is only a matter of time until the honeymoon with his latest scores is over and then, dilettante that he is, he'll drop them as shit and move on to the next newest, best, thing - WTF?!

Another interesting point to note is that he proudly touts his strings2wood eBay account that has 100% feedback, but conveniently leaves out any mention of his other eBay account, choiceguitars, the one with a 0% feedback rating and that has negative feedback for 33% of all feedback that handle ever received. Yeah, I guess I can understand him leaving that out, as unethical dealers with multiple handles for the purpose of defrauding others really don't benefit from the harsh light of being exposed!


Then his partner in cyberstalking and other ill deeds, Farty Marty DiMaria has to get into the act, pimping for him by stating that he's a "great seller". The strange thing, however, is that Farty Marty has never done any business with Slimon - as you can see, he is not listed in Slimon's list of references - and, therefore, cannot honestly vouch for him. No, what this is just a case of plain, old fashioned, unethical shilling, done on the part of one unethical, little, cyberstalking hypocrite for the benefit of another unethical, little, cyberstalking hypocrite!


As stated above, you can clearly see that he only has one BJFE pedal on the new board of which he's oh so proud and his signature doesn't list any additional BJFEs!


Even better yet, after buying one Cornish duplex for the ridiculous price of $1800 AUD, which is almost twice what they cost new from Pete Cornish direct, and promising on behalf of his band mate Tiny, Wimpy PJ (AKA Peter Cook), to buy the other, he, obviously, later backed out, as the seller clearly posts later that it is still available. So, did Tiny, Wimpy PJ not have the funds and, therefore, didn't buy the other Cornish duplex? Oh, no. On the contrary, he was sharp enough to find one for much less (gotta give him credit for that, at least), getting one for a close to retail $1100 - that's why he backed out. Funny thing about that though...this is exactly what I did that started Slimon's relentless, but toothless, persecution of me; I found a cheaper pedal that was also closer to me and I , therefore, backed out of our, as of that point, still unconsummated deal. So, for doing that I'm supposed to be a scumbag who merits cyberstalking, but if his friend and band mate does the same to wisely save a bit of cash that's no problem? Well, actually it is no problem and, again, I do not fault Tiny, Wimpy PJ for doing so, but it does clearly highlight, once again, the hypocrisy of Slimon!

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Poor Ol' Slimon

Trying to sell his BJFE SBEQ for $310, which is way under what the normally sell for, $347.33, on average. After the shipping and PayPal fees, he'll be lucky to clear $280 - HA! I know one thing, I'd never use the gift option with this scumbag, as he has a well documented history of ripping people off! BEWARE!


And this from a guy who acts like some self-appointed cop on the BJFE forums (and others, as well!), as if he's the Grand Poobah of BJFE, yet in reality he has what, 1 or 2 BJFEs, after selling off most of those he once had those! What a hypocrite and loser!

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Slimon Stack - ineffective, low life snitch!


As if this pathetic cyberstalking scumbag's relentless and unsuccessful persecution of me wasn't bad enough, now he's taken to assailing a variety of poor, innocent, unsuspecting newbies on gear sites all over the WWW, all in his mistaken belief that they are me - Ha, what a fool! Nevermind, for example, that some of these newbies are buying or trying to buy pedals that I already own (and my ownership of them is a matter of public record, both via photos on my other blog and the pedal registry on the BJFE forums!) and, therefore, don't need. Hey, don't confuse Slimon with facts/reality, as he doesn't deal well with all that.

And, obviously, the owners and admins of these sites also wisely see him as being a fool, as all those that he has assailed are still posting as members in good standing and many of his insanely raving posts in which he attempts and fails to out these poor fellows as being me, have been deleted. So, who's the bad actor here, those innocent victims of mistaken identity or Slimon, whose incorrect and inflammatory posts are being deleted? The facts speak for themselves!

What's most humorous about his insane ravings is that one of his most durable whines revolves around people allegedly using multiple handles to abuse "the rules" of any given forum, yet he has at least two eBay accounts (strings2wood and choiceguitars - avoid dealing with both at all costs!) and, unlike, forums, which are mainly for discussions, eBay is only about commerce and what ethical seller would need multiple seller accounts, huh?

Like I said, Slimon Stack - hypocrite, cyberstalking scum bag, harassing (yet ineffectual) snitch. What a quality individual! Not!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Slimon Stack - Mental Midget!



Wouldn't you think this cretin might be able to make just one post extemporaneously, instead of having to edit and re-edit his posts over and over again?

And this from the loser who is always admonishing others to play more and type less - WTF? An obvious hypocrite, as he spends hours, no, days, searching for dumb pictures to add and working on re-re-re-re-re-editing his posts! TFF!

As always, I love the dumbfounded look on your avatar's face. I'll bet it looks similar to yours when you see this post in your next cyberstalking foray.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Glad To Know You're Still Cyberstalking Me, Slimon!!!!!

Such flattery, using my put down to him for his utter lack of originality and talent as his signature over at bjfe.org! TFF! Some people really are, "Thick as a brick"! You can't even imagine how much pleasure I get knowing how pinched you get over these posts, Slimon, you pathetic, tasteless, talentless, unoriginal, little eunuch. Please continue giving me the tangible proof that I'm getting to you. The best, so far, is watching you stupidly assail some poor newbie over at bjfe.org just because you think incorrectly that he is me. I believe, to paraphrase your hero, Sir Paulie (it kinda figures that your favorite Beatle would be the wimpiest, most loserly Beatle!), "You are the egg man!" and it's all over your face! Leaving you with the same look your avatar has - HA!


Saturday, September 18, 2010

If you're speaking the plain "truth" Slimon...

... one must wonder why it takes three days and 29 edits to get "your version" of "the truth" straight, huh?


WTF? TFF!

Of course, this is the same brainless jerk who apparently thinks incorrectly that musicians make more of a mark for themselves by being in the 10,000,000th Beatles covers band going, rather than by working on their own original music!

Please tell me, anyone, how many revered rock bands made their names, claimed their fame, by being strictly covers bands? Oh, sure the Byrds, Hendrix, the Rolling Stones, and so on had hits with cover songs, but they didn't become famous for being covers artists, they were merely artists who did record and have hits with covers, in addition to their original material. Most artists who achieve legendary status do so for their originality, not for their ability to rip off the sounds of others!

Hey, if you want to make $100 a night, get all the free beer you can handle, and the occasional bar floozy, then being in a covers band is probably pretty great (and also probably a pretty lofty goal for a 52 year old school teacher with no recordings to your name in your entire life!), but if you really want respect for your abilities and your music, then you might want to rethink your strategy.

Yes, Slimon, "Great benefit from more playing and less typing.". Too bad, you apparently don't heed your own advise, spending three days and 29 edits to create (and recreate and recreate!) one post of the, errrr "truth"!

Friday, April 30, 2010

So, How's That "Drill Baby, Drill!" Workin' Out For Ya Now, Sarah?



Drill baby, drill! No problem. Sure. Right. Just another example of how freakin' stupid Sarah Palin and all her wack job followers are! She and her kind would gladly lead us down the road to ruin if they were in charge. Hell, as fundamentalist Christians, they probably even look forward to doing so in the foolish belief that armageddon will result in them receiving their reward of the establishment of the new kingdom of God on earth. Oh, Ok, good luck with that - not!